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Satan or Santa? To Whom It May Concern: I lament to advise you that, from this point forward, I will not, at this point have the option to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Because of the mind-boggling current populace of the earth, my agreement was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I currently serve just certain regions of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As a feature of the new and better agreement I additionally get longer breaks for milk and treats so remember that. In any case, I'm sure that your kids will be in acceptable hands with your neighborhood substitution who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my objective of conveying toys to all the great young men and young ladies; notwithstanding, there are a couple of contrasts between us. Contrasts Such As: There is no peril of a Grinch taking your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a firearm rack on his sleigh and a guard sticker that peruses: These toys safeguarded by Smith and Wesson. Instead of milk and treats, Bubba Claus inclines toward that kids leave a RC cola and pork skins [or a moon pie] on the chimney. What's more, Bubba doesn't smoke a channel. He plunges somewhat snuff however, so please have an unfilled spit can convenient. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying' coon hounds rather than reindeer. I tragically loaned him several my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head currently neglects Bubba's chimney. You won't hear On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen... when Bubba Claus shows up. Rather, you'll hear, On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty. Ho, ho, ho! has been supplanted by Yee Haw! And you likewise are probably going to hear Bubba's mythical people react, I her'd dat! As require d by Southern thruway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh has a Yosemite Sam security triangle on the back with the words Ease off. The last I heard it likewise had different adornments on the sleigh back too. One is Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a cartoon of me (Santa Claus) going potty on the Tooth Fairy. The standard Christmas film works of art, for example, Supernatural occurrence on 34th Street and It's a Wonderful Life won't be appeared in your arranged survey territory.